{"id":144017,"date":"2016-08-25T15:19:43","date_gmt":"2016-08-25T14:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onfife.com\/chatterbooks\/twits\/"},"modified":"2016-08-25T15:19:43","modified_gmt":"2016-08-25T14:19:43","slug":"twits","status":"publish","type":"chatterbooks","link":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/chatterbooks\/twits\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\">Mr and Mrs Twit are the horridest and stupidest and tricksiest and hairiest and noisiest people! Muggle-Wump the monkey and the Roly-Poly bird decide to teach them a lesson.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"Normal\"><span class=\"tm5\">How do you outwit a Twit? Mr and Mrs Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Normal\"><span class=\"tm5\">They hate everything &#8212; except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Normal\"><span class=\"tm5\">But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Normal\"><span class=\"tm5\">They don&#39;t just want out, they want revenge.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":127869,"template":"","chatterbook_age_range":[186],"chatterbook_category":[202],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chatterbooks\/144017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chatterbooks"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/chatterbooks"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"chatterbook_age_range","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chatterbook_age_range?post=144017"},{"taxonomy":"chatterbook_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onfife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chatterbook_category?post=144017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}