The Naked Neds
By Ingram Noble
Directed by John Stuart
A Bold, Emotional and Darkly Funny Comedy
The Naked Neds follows a group of Glasgow lads as they navigate the turbulent aftermath of their best friend’s suicide. In a world where politicians’ expenses seem to matter more than NHS waiting lists, they decide to take matters into their own hands.
After a string of failed fundraising attempts and just when their lives couldn’t get any more complicated, Paul finds a lump, throwing their plans – and everything else – into a whole new perspective.
They realise there’s only one thing they can do; take their clothes off!
Content Warnings and Age Guidance
- 18+
- Contains: Partial nudity, strong language, sexual references, references to cancer and suicide.
Event Details
Times and Tickets
Friday 18 September 2026
Your Visit
Box office opens one hour before performances.
Parking: 3 Blue Badge spaces in front of building. Limited on-site parking down right-hand side. Additional free parking at Kirkcaldy Galleries / Kirkcaldy train station (3 min walk).
Ramped access from main entrance to foyer, box office, Design Suite and café. Lift to upper floor (Auditorium, Beveridge Suite, The Exchange) and stair lift to lower floor (The Advantage).
4 wheelchair spaces in main auditorium. Row J is step-free — all other rows require steps. Infrared hearing system with receivers and neck loops at box office.
Accessible toilets on ground and first floor. Changing Places facility on ground level (radar key).
Guide and assistance dogs welcome.