Petunia Perry is writing her memoirs. She wants to tell you about starting high school, her best mate, who stages one-person flash mobs at school and her mum, who over-shares at parents’ evenings. Add to that her weird suitor, who draws pictures of her as a unicorn. Peri can’t control these things but now she’s formed a band with a spoon-player and a singing cat. This time, she can only blame herself. And that cursed ugly pigeon, of course…
