Author: Matthew Fitt
Reading Age: 8-10

Have you read “The Twits”by Roald Dahl? Now is your chance to read it in Scots! The dirty, smelly, nasty, husband and wife team, who like to think of new ways to be horrible to each other are back, retold by Matthew Fitt in Scots dialect

In “The Twits”, Roald Dahl's story about the world's most revolting couple, Mr Twit was horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Twit was just plain ugly. Now “The Eejits” are honkin, maukit, bowfin and clarty and Mrs Eejit's hackitness is revealed in all its manky glory.